Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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