- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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