How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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