Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Wumbo

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Yee

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A man walks around a bar.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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