Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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