"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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88

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Dick Chaney

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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FIRE!!

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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