a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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