- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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