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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Whats 9+10? 19

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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