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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

whats black. an african american person

Sarah Palin

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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