Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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