Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Dick Chaney

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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FIRE!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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69.9

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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