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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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