- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

A Woman out of the kitchen

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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