Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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