Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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FIRE!!

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Jesus

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A seal walks into a club...

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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