Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Yee

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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