Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Dick Chaney

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

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