- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Good to see you today!

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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