A Woman out of the kitchen

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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