whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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what the hell happened to your face

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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