Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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