Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

FIRE!!

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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