here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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