A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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penis

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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