What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Boom.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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