Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Caitlyn.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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