How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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