What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Invisible Television.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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