What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Boom.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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