why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What?

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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