What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Caitlyn.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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