if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Caitlyn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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