-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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