How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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hi hi strager danger

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