Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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poop.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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japan4.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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am i invited to party? no

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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