Invisible Television.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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