Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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SNAPPLE!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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