OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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