A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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am i invited to party? no

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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