What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Caitlyn.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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i like cats

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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