whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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George Bush.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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if you read this you are gay

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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