???????????? WTF?

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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