why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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black people. that is all...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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