Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Fat people.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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