I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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