Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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So you there Red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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