How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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