There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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So you there Red?

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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