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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

a black man jumps in a pool.

How are you this morning?

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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