Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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