Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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