How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Are you a tree? No.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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