knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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George Bush.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How are you this morning?

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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