what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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