What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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