- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Fat people.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Womens rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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