What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

hi, im sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

A baby seal walks into a club...

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

Arron Glass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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