What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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hi, im sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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