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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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