Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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