guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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