The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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