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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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