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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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