vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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