how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

make me a sandwich!

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

poop.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

I've got a boner

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Whats Obama's last name?

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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