Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Ted Haggard.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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