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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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