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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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hi hi strager danger

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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