What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Lacrosse

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Dylan Eichas

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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