Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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