Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Women's Rights

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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