Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

i said wut wut in the butt!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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