A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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