- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Caitlyn.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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