Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Whats Obama's last name?

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

I've got a boner

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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