- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Swag.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

nick toth

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

GONNA

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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