That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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(insert antijoke here

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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