Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Women's Rights

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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penis

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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