A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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penis

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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