Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Boom.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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