what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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