a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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The Colts this year.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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