Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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