What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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