Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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