what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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