What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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i was molested.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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