- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

What rhymes with you? You.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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