Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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