Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Dick Chaney

I went to the store and I fell

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

my bubbles!

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

i was molested.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Religion

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

The NBA lockout

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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