Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Wumbo

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