- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The NBA lockout

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

a Jew had a small nose

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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