What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Jesus

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Obama 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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