- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Kony 2012

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a duck?

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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