Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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America Votes

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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