Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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