The meme walks out of the bar.

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Sarah Palin

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lebron

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Obama 2012

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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69.9

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Jesus

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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A fat man on a moped

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

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