What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Wumbo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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