- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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