What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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The Olympics

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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